Standing in the garden around the braai while the neighbours are poisoning beehives and hacking down swallows' nests, we watch as a woodpecker beats himself senseless against their faux-treetrunk, cement letterbox. (Aah, the birds and the bees, Sethefriken style!) Sorry I've neglected you, dear web surfers, but I do have an excuse...
See, I've just married my girlfriend of two and a half years. Now those of you who may think that a two and a half year old has no business marrying anybody, can relax, this is South Africa, not South Carolina. Anyway, as a cynic once said, I've been lucky enough to find the one person I want to irritate for the rest of my life and I highly recommend the noble estate of matrimony to you all.
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