I woke up this morning and thought, "When is this Christmas holiday going to end!" Then I remembered I'm still unemployed. I'm broke as Morse code. But they say, that if you realise you have a problem, you're halfway to solving it. It's on these grounds that I'm only paying the bank 50% of what they think I owe them this month. My realisation plus half the bucks and we're all square...
But, wait... The moment they don't get the expected amount, they'll phone me and I'll tell them about my problem, which has become their problem too... and as soon as they know they have a problem; they're halfway to solving it... So, my realisation plus their knowledge wipes out the whole debt situation. What am I worrying about? I'm actually in credit! That's probably why they also say that there's light at the end of the tunnel. I have seen it. Unfortunately, it's rapidly diminishing as my head disappears further up my own bum.
