Wanna see a mushroom bench-press a sack of potatoes? Just lie on your stomach and think about our great democracy in action. Cliché or not, elections are all about erections. Voting is like going to a swingers' party. You know you're going to get fucked, you just don't know by whom yet, so you might as well get into the spirit of the occasion.
Continue reading ...because voting is sexy even if you're not religious..

