September 2004 Archives

This is "Proudly South African" week, part of lemming jingoism month and runamuck spin-doctors decade, but, y'know, it got me counting my blessings. So here are some of my favourite Sethefrikenisms. Feel free to add yours below.

I'm becoming an afro pessimist. Actually I have serious doubts about growing any decent hairstyle as I inexorably evolve into a baldy bastard. Eventually I'll lose so much hair that the line formed by what's left over will look like a ring of dirt around the bath. My hair has joined the FHC (Fucking History Club) and no amount of scrubby bearded, slightly used tennis ball macho is going to disguise the decline. If it doesn't work for Andre Agassi or Patricia De Lille, what chance do I have?