Rugby season and a relentless build-up to another World Cup bring us superb athleticism, human drama and preternatural ball control... all the reasons I love watching porn.
I admit the comparison isn't perfect, American football, with its penile helmets, makes a better image. Our guys don't bother with the headgear; a 3-inch thick skull protecting an oval shaped amoeba obviates the need for them. And American cheerleaders have actually made real, classic blue movies, whereas ours just dance like they'd do anything for the free bus ride out of Bloemfontein.
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