Ding! Dong! Michael Jackson's dead. And so soon after he was elected pope of Zimbabwe. It's a shame, but shouldn't be a complete surprise, after all the tumultuous events of the last few days will unerringly be predicted in the newspaper's astrology column next week. Just blame it on Pluto's retrograde position in the heavens and its off key rendition of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da on the late news.
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